I’m extremely skilled in the art of being fast. How did I get this experience, you say?
Let’s review the facts.
In the 5th grade, I joined a speed roller-skating team
I drink more coffee than the Average Joe (pun intended)
Clumsiness is in my nature, but I’m able to quickly retrieve the items I’ve knocked over due to my lightening-fast reflexes
I’ve seen over 250 plays in my life
Above fact has nothing to do with speed, it’s just intriguing
I learned to play guitar so quickly, I decided to try the mandolin and ukulele as well
Did I mention coffee?
Let’s get some.